Everything’s gonna be all white... .
That’s the line we all need to hear right now (obviously I paraphrased, I’m not a white supremacist). .
It’s been a nightmare day here as I imagine it has been in most people’s houses. While the Google Classroom is a useful tool to keep updated, connected and informed it has also become the latest platform for parental bragging. A kid in my 5yo’s class, we’ll call her ‘Ronnie’, apparently makes camera words out of unicorn fluff, conjures multiplication out of thin air and has the reading level of Matilda Wormwood! And thanks to Ronnie’s mum we all get to hear about it in painstaking detail.
Tbh Ronnie’s Mum you can go fluff yourself ‘cause between changing shitty nappies, helping the 8yo research her history assignment, making 5 billion snacks/meals/drinks, doing my own work in sporadic 4 minute increments over a 24 hour period (this article may eventually get done by the year 2021) and cleaning off the biro my 2yo just decorated the wall with I just have to accept that my 5yo has spent the day teaching himself to read (I hope). .
At this point I just want to kick back with a cupcake and a cocktail as big as my head ...and I don’t even drink! ...that much 🍸 .
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